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CHELSHIT DRESSING ROOM AFTER WATFORD
LOSS
(Conte looks dejected and angry as he
makes his way into the room)
Willian(As loyal as alway asks with
curiousity)
Why are you like this boss?
Conte-Stop asking me stupid questions.Are
you mocking me now. because of our poor
form.
(Hazard half smilling before conte caught
him laughing with david luiz)
Conte(reacted angrilly) hey you idiot why are
you laughing are you making jest of me?
Hazard-No boss i was only trying to tell him
that you should have fixed the match,you
know we are not capable enough for
watford that is why teams like United
always play against us as if they are in
training session.
Conte-Damn you
David luiz-How could you block my move to
Arsenal in jan? I would have been in a better
club now.
Bakayoko-Boss this is not our plan oo,your
told me you have this bald head kante in
your team to do the defence that you would
bench hazard for me that was why I came
ooo.
Hazard-( determined to deal with bakayoko
after the session)
Giroud-Chineke! See the club I join oooooo I
moved from frying pan to fire ooooooo
Conte-Shut up what did you achieve in
arsenal,chelsea as achieve more than arsenal
in the past two seasons
Giroud-See this mumu coach I don win two
fa cups from arsenal in the past two years
remember we beat you in fa cup final last
season
Conte-Pls who can translate the meaning of
MUMU for the me.
Moses-( raise up his hands) boss I am a
Nigerian mumu means stupid,idiot and
foolish.
(Conte angered)
You call me muumuu(unable to call it
well,wanting to undress himself)
Willian(as loyal as he always was held Conte)
pls boss don't fight again remember the
blow harzard gave you before arsenal match
never heals.
(As conte was about to hit Giroud,Abrahimo
vic comes in)
Welcome sir(chorused the room)
Abrahimovic-I know you are all stupid and if
not for our stupid fans that lack common
sense who would be supporting a club like
this.Even I as the chelsea owner I secretly
support the best team in the world.
Luiz-(cuts in) Boss which team is that?
Abramimovic-Man utd ofcourse.I am just
using chelsea a profit making orgainisation
my original club is united.
Luiz-(burst into laugter) I gotta to utd in the cheap evening dresses
summer.
Abrahimovic-Listen conte if you faill to win
Barca and Manchester city this month I will
sack.I excluded man utd because I know
you can't win.
Conte-Becoming dizzy, holds abrahimovic
legs) pls boss don't sack.
Abramhimovic-Leave me alone you this
cheap match fixer.
Conte-(becomes angry again) and he hits
Abrahimovic.My guys the rumble has started
since and about four chelsea players
including Harzard has been rushed to the
hospital.Lemme comman be going. # GGMU
.They wanted to catch us but now they are
in Fourth position.Hmmmmmm poor club
chelshit.